- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

world peace

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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