- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What's big and long? My dick.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What did the president do for the people? ...

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

your mama's so fat... that's it

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