What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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