- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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