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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What color is red paint? Red

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Knock Know! Come in!

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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