I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Oh...okay, good.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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