Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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my gramma died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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women rights

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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