- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

whats chinese noodles

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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