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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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