- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What's big and messy? A big mess

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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