a pornstar comes early to a party

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

thumb_up thumb_down -11

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

thumb_up thumb_down -13

shut up iggy

thumb_up thumb_down -13

book 'em danno

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

cliché rebecca black joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

thumb_up thumb_down -13

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops