Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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knock knock There's no door

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Women's rights...

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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