- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

yes... that's the joke

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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