im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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