Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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this is not an anti joke

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Anti Joke

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