- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

A white person at Harvard

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