- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Whats better than 24? 25.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Brad Fuller!

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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