- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

roses are red violets should be purple

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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