Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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I've got a dig bick

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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