- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Barack Obama

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What is 9 + 10? 21

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