- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

My mum is called Steve

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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