- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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