- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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