- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A black man walks Into a bar.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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