- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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