- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is more worse than death? Death

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

The black man leaves the strip club.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

falling didnt make the difference

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