whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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A sober Amy Winehouse

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

I like U.............................nicorns :D

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

whats 69+2? 71

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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