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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

YO FACE

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

stuarts mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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