You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

Women's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

How are cars made? By magic.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Jesse gets so many ladies

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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