- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

A white person at Harvard

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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