Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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