- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

sharks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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