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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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