- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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