- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

yes... that's the joke

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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