your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Paper shield.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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