Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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