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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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