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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Where are you going Your house

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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