knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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