what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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whos district champs not JM

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

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