- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

angelosnyder is not gay

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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