Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

ugh good riddance

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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