Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Alex Gedrose.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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