What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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