Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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