- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Guess what? The Game.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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