The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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book 'em danno

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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shut up iggy

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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