What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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an athiest walks into a church

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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