- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

whos district champs not JM

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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