What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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I once did something.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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raisin boogers

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Mitt Romney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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