Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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