A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Knock, Knock ...

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Paper shield.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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