If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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