- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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