What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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