A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

360 NO SCOPE

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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