- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

12 in general

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

At least I dont have AIDS.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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