roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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