- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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