- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* anti-punchline

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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