- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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