Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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