Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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