- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

oooh look a banshee

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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