- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Colby Michael Schluter

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Your Mother

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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