Yes

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Justin Bieber

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

full house

Hello.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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